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When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.
You are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullshit, and then a car out side EXPLODES:

Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to...
Car: BOOOOOOM!!
Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying?
Person 1:... I have no idea.
Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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to wait upon or to be left by a monkey
burch was supposed to come over with a fat one that he owed me but i got monkey fucked
by brons December 03, 2007
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