*Really* sucking. Really being bad, beyond words. Usually applied to old, (S)NES video games but can also be used when sucking at doing something.
AVGN: It sucks so much it fucks. It fucks so much it sucks. It sucks monkey fucks.
by avgn_fan42 September 04, 2010
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Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005
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The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.
When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.
by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009
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A word where you and a friend get very bored and jump in the pool and start throwing a beachball around screaming profanities. This word causes all people to lose their train of thought.
Mom: You have bad grades and I think you-
Ted: Monkey Fuck.
Mom: what the hell was I saying?
by Holly && Kristen September 16, 2006
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Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.
Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.
by fishinguy July 20, 2015
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A helluva lot of action with very little or no result
Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"
by Gbbrd September 30, 2006
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