by Kandiss April 18, 2005
A universal descriptor, useful in just about any situation (see examples below), if used properly. It can be used in a variety of ways.
As fast as a buttmonkey, As slow as a buttmonkey, Hotter than 10,000 buttmonkeys or Colder than a buttmonkey in a deep freeze, It's raining like a buttmonkey with a firehose. Well I'll be a buttmonkey's uncle. It worked until you buttmonkeyed it!, Don't buttmonkey me, I know you're .......
You're a buttmonkey (bad thing). You're a buttmonkey (good thing). You bet your bottom buttmonkey. I wouldn't date her if she was the last buttmonkey on Earth.
You're a buttmonkey (bad thing). You're a buttmonkey (good thing). You bet your bottom buttmonkey. I wouldn't date her if she was the last buttmonkey on Earth.
by Eric the Computer Guy October 27, 2003
by Sean February 1, 2005
I walked into the bathroom and heard the end of a monkey faced butt muncher. I want to cut off my ears.
by bbl2k April 4, 2009
person or persons employed at a state mental institution pretending to work in order to draw a paycheck while only coming to work on paydays.
by Wanda May 8, 2003
One who has lots of butts, so many butts that the butts are coming out of their hair. Like 100 butts.
Man, my sister is such a butt monkey. she has like 100 butts, so many that they are coming out of everywhere including her hair.
by Nat80 July 20, 2013
1. comparing a person to a gibon.
2. nickname to a monkey like child "yo buttmonkey" plus its buttmonkey not butt monkey.
2. nickname to a monkey like child "yo buttmonkey" plus its buttmonkey not butt monkey.
by cye liburd July 7, 2006