Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.
How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?
by KarCraft May 26, 2015
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our ancestors, monke, used to roam the land millions of years ago before we were born. their majestik monkeness has allowed us to evolve into the hooman. we must thank monke. we must praise monke. we must love monke.
I love monke, thank you monke.
by The Globlogabgalab February 9, 2021
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Where banana?
“Where banana”-Monke
by Wherebanana? October 18, 2020
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monke can do many things. monke swim. monke swing. monke rotate. monke spin. monke eat banana. monke eat coconut.

Reject humanity, return to monke.
Person 1: monke?

Person 2: monke.

Person 3: monke good.
by ill0gical March 25, 2021
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When you are in a foul mood, due to the actions of some one else, or when a child can't get their own way.
I told Jonny he couldn't buy that rc helicopter, he got a right monk on!
by Naffito January 10, 2009
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monke is the best thing in the world even mroe good than hooman,
dumb hooman destroys the world and monke is just peacefull
i love monke do you love monke too?
yes i also love monke everyone who doesnt love monke should die
by monke man tom (epik) July 21, 2021
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