our ancestors, monke, used to roam the land millions of years ago before we were born. their majestik monkeness has allowed us to evolve into the hooman. we must thank monke. we must praise monke. we must love monke.
by The Globlogabgalab February 08, 2021
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today?
Dude 2: no bro i didnβt.
Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen
Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!
*epic battle scene*
*Dude 2βs arm got cutoff cause he a loser*
Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*
*monke god summons*
Monke god: u have done well bro
Dude 1: Yes god! I have!
Ending
Dude 2: no bro i didnβt.
Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen
Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!
*epic battle scene*
*Dude 2βs arm got cutoff cause he a loser*
Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*
*monke god summons*
Monke god: u have done well bro
Dude 1: Yes god! I have!
Ending
by monkegoddoode December 09, 2020
by Purge_KingSlayer November 10, 2019
May 14 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

