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our ancestors, monke, used to roam the land millions of years ago before we were born. their majestik monkeness has allowed us to evolve into the hooman. we must thank monke. we must praise monke. we must love monke.
by The Globlogabgalab February 08, 2021
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Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today?
Dude 2: no bro i didn’t.
Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen
Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!
*epic battle scene*
*Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser*
Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*
*monke god summons*
Monke god: u have done well bro
Dude 1: Yes god! I have!
Ending
Dude 2: no bro i didn’t.
Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen
Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!
*epic battle scene*
*Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser*
Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*
*monke god summons*
Monke god: u have done well bro
Dude 1: Yes god! I have!
Ending
by monkegoddoode December 09, 2020
7
(mostly used in memes; as or part of a joke)
human evolution stages before present human/homo sapiens; monkey
human evolution stages before present human/homo sapiens; monkey
by IdioTHICC March 03, 2021