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when a guy gets so tired of not getting laid he gives up all sexual contact, including masterbation.
Been years and picking up chicks with my best line "Hey babe, wanna do it" isn't working with the ladies...I'm just gonna monk up.
by Chimera91 February 23, 2011
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Aug 8 Word of the Day
Pata Sucia: Spanglish; Direct translation- dirty foot; used in reference to men and women who remove their shoes in public and then proceed to walk barefooted wherever they may be; mainly found at night clubs or after being at a night club.

LADIES, YOUR STILETTOS MAY BE PAINFUL, BUT THAT IS THE CHALLENGE YOU ACCEPTED WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON. BEAUTY=PAIN
"Check out the pata sucia on that vaca. Hey tubby, put your shoes back on."
by luvmyreddog June 22, 2014
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