A Wall Monitor is a subspecies of the Facebook stalker:
1. Someone who checks the status of people's relationships by seeing if they are posting on each other's Facebook walls.
2. Someone who sees a post on someone's Facebook wall and traces the conversation from wall to wall in reverse.
1. Someone who checks the status of people's relationships by seeing if they are posting on each other's Facebook walls.
2. Someone who sees a post on someone's Facebook wall and traces the conversation from wall to wall in reverse.
Wall Monitors know more about you than you do about them. They prune information from their profiles and scour yours. This is not an equal transaction.
In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes.
In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes.
by Memphis Jay April 06, 2008
Take care of the family or deal with family business. Stay home.
orig. Homer Simpson's mantra while on the job at the nuclear reactor: "Must monitor the core. Must monitor the core. Must....
orig. Homer Simpson's mantra while on the job at the nuclear reactor: "Must monitor the core. Must monitor the core. Must....
by Muskox February 16, 2006
Monitor malaise can take two forms.
1) Falling into a stupor after staring at a particular document on your monitor for long periods. You know this has occurred when you realize you're reading every sentence two or three times, or your face has become hot and red where you've been resting it on your hand, or you've drooled on yourself (and this last is not a normal occurrence for you).
2) A feeling of being overwhelmed or confined to your desk (see stir crazy). You've been staring at the same project on your monitor for so long that you'll use any excuse to escape, even when you know that you should continue working.
1) Falling into a stupor after staring at a particular document on your monitor for long periods. You know this has occurred when you realize you're reading every sentence two or three times, or your face has become hot and red where you've been resting it on your hand, or you've drooled on yourself (and this last is not a normal occurrence for you).
2) A feeling of being overwhelmed or confined to your desk (see stir crazy). You've been staring at the same project on your monitor for so long that you'll use any excuse to escape, even when you know that you should continue working.
1) The phone rang, snapping me out of my monitor malaise and nearly giving me a coronary.
2) Even though my project was due in half an hour, I couldn't concentrate; severe monitor malaise. Walking Vicki to her car was the perfect remedy (even though it took 2 hours).
2) Even though my project was due in half an hour, I couldn't concentrate; severe monitor malaise. Walking Vicki to her car was the perfect remedy (even though it took 2 hours).
by robzilla October 07, 2005
by det.und October 04, 2005
The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.
Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.
by dr. bustanut November 11, 2014
Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.
Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.
Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!
Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.
Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!
by Krankëmz October 13, 2021