Short for Monica. The hottest girl you know. Some have seen her around Rhode Island, but her original place of origin is in VA- 804 beyotch! Her hair is naturally curly, but dont be fooled because occasionally she will straighten it. No one knows the exact color of her eyes but be advised- she is extremely hot and if you ever get the chance to go out with her, just hope she likes you as much as you like her, if its possible....

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

A friend who is there for someone when in need.

Is the best

A Moni, is a high pitched bulgarian squirrel. It is usually very short, and acts as a pest in the animal, and human society. At a first glance, this creature might appear human, but after getting a closer look and better experience the Moni's personality, you may want to harm this creature. But, beware, for it has vocal cords similar to that of a human, like a parrot, which is what makes it so high pitched. This creature develops grudges against those who have reason to dislike it (everyone!)

A short girl of Mexican descent who frequents book stores, coffee shops and craft stores. Enjoys scrapbooking and diagramming sentences. Likes to bake, watch the History channel, have long conversations, discuss philosophy, preach atheism, correct grammar, abuse exclamation points, take pictures and rob banks.

Moni is probably a tall titan looking bitch. Their funny tho ig 🙄. I hope they fall off of their roof. Don’t forget that they make fun of short people smh. They call themself a hottie but in reality their just a squirrel.