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MONGLE (mon-gul) der. english MANGLE, v. - 1. To molest something in a deviant or sexual manner. 2. A darker or more morbid form of molestation. 3. Molestation for more than sexual reasons.
Ben sedated Jeremy and mongled his cock in his sleep, since Jeremy wouldn't let him while he was awake. He just didn't understand that every cock he would mongle brought him closer to God...
by tehBaker September 18, 2006
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
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v. mongled, mongling, mongles

1. To strike about the head and shoulders; bludgeon.
2. To subject to repeated beatings or physical abuse; batter.
3. To drink alcohol so as to become stupified as if beaten.

synonyms: to beat, to bludgeon, to batter, to assault, to become inebriated
Let's all head over the bar to get mongled.

Rodney King got mongled on the side of the road.
by MongledMonkey May 08, 2003
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stupid person, idiot

abbrievriated: mong

for scottish perthians translate to "mongo"
"dinny be a mongle, abody kens St. Johnstone are shite!"
by charlie-boy February 09, 2004
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To ejaculate without the use of ur hands or another person.
Man that nice combo of the hot moist paper towel with the saran wrap and vasaline sure gave me a good mongle. -Daniel Oliver.
by Oliver Quidgeums September 20, 2005
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Typing In korean the word 몽글. It means something is bringing really soft, fluffy and dreamy feeling. It could be an onomatopoeia to use the word in double as like monglemongle.
hey how was that film that you've watched last night?
Oh it was really nice, I felt like monglemongle.
by herehero April 29, 2018
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