Monga

mon-a

Someone who is acting like a retard

cleo, put the match down you fuckin monga

by shitsandgigsandroos March 23, 2020

Monga

Without an erection. Sometimes used as a term for a dumb person. In the sense of that he is so dumb and stupid that they did him up the butt Monga.

Lo metieron Monga.
They stuck it Monga.

El esta Monga.
He is Monga.

by Jetbori May 18, 2007

Monga

A socially inept cockfag who goes to university.

Shutup Monga!
Monga, you're a fag!
Monga, stop being a tryhard!!
Monga you're not black, stop acting like it!!!

by AdamWest September 20, 2006

Monga

A surfer from the peninsula in the eighties that hung out and partied hard together

You are all a bunch of Monga's

by Monga's January 7, 2005

Monga

A Spedtastical Lunatic

You Bloody Monga

by Sped Maths June 12, 2018

Monga

Mong is the word to describe

Ally, Cailey and Brooke

They are such Mongas

by KINGSY KIDS January 12, 2020

monga

a complete and total retard, one who lets all insults go 'woop-woop' over their stupid inbred retard mind.

you:hey you fuckin retarded monga!
monga:yer? me?
you: hey um, your mum said that i was the best thing she ever had, but like tell her to fuck off coz she'll scare off all the tight little cheerleaders.
monga:my mummy says im the coolest person in school.
you:well then tell your mum shes also an idiot for thinking that.
monga:Ok.

by Bernard P June 19, 2007