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Someone who love's money so much that they fuck it.
Mitt Romney is a moneyfucker.
by Fastawake January 28, 2012
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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One who does something only for money without any care for anything, similar to a bitch and a slut, and it can also mean lust, which in this definition means how much of a big showoff the idiot is with his or her money
50 cent is a bitch flashin his money in his music, I Get Money
Straight to the Bank, Piggy Bank, he's such a Money Fucker

Hey im Paris Hilton and I want to tell everyone how rich I am, and can do anything I want because I almost got away from prison because im such a Money Fucker
by Ignoranus September 05, 2007
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people who work for banks, credit card co.s insurances or any place where a lot of money is being scamed from people.
these people have devoted there life to greed and worship of money.
those money fuckers just layed another fee on me.
by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009
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someone who loves money so much they would abandon there family for it, kind of like a jew.
your moms a money fucker
by jj the 2nd December 09, 2019
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