Urban Dictionary: monad

A monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors

A list is an example of a monad

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A mohawk shaven into one's pubic hair.

I was walking around the YMCA locker room and this guy was totally rockin' the monad.

by Poe Nads January 22, 2009

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The singular forum of the word gonads. To have only one testicle.

Hey ever since that infection, my monad has been swollen and sore.

by BURNiN4TOR August 05, 2005

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n. A floofy liar that frequently tells horribly unfunny jokes and unwitty comments, resulting in the collective annoyance of those around it.

"Geez, what a monad."
"Man, that guy sure is a monad."
"Jay, you are a monad."

by reacher November 11, 2004

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Contraction of the words "Moron" and "Gonad". Used to refer to a software project that is fat, slow, and ultimately incomprehensible to the consumer.

Microsoft's new command-line shell is a monad.

by David Tobey June 24, 2003

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A unit of cyclical time.

Consciousness.

A moment is a unit of linear time.

A monad is a unit of CYCLICAL time.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 22, 2018

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it's a gay sex position engaged in between college professors and computer science students
everyone who has a masters in computer science has performed it

A: Hey B, apparently the prof is gonna have a lesson on monad with us. Do you know what that is?
B:Sorry A, i got no clue. We will just have to wait till next Monday.

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