When someone says "ya moms dirty" they're saying that ya mom got fucked or just has cum / smegma on her
Skib:"Heard from ya moms lately?"
Dkust:"no.."
Skib:"heard she got her dirty.. Why you let niggas hurt ya moms letting a real one dirty her like that ain't it ya mom bout 30 on the corner and dirty in ha mouth the 10 dude broke ha shit for 30cents and you over here smiling like a dick head"
Dkrust:"ohh... My fault long fella i forgot to tell ya i had to hurt ha mouth with something on some kesedo johnny juhnt"
Skib:"its all good triple platinum dick sauce i was just tryna ac 130 in ha mouth with the 10 doods"
Dkrust:"i got you next time bro mb for being such a bad friend"
Circle man:"now thats what you call a... MOMS DIRTY HEEHEEE heeeheheee"
Dkust:"no.."
Skib:"heard she got her dirty.. Why you let niggas hurt ya moms letting a real one dirty her like that ain't it ya mom bout 30 on the corner and dirty in ha mouth the 10 dude broke ha shit for 30cents and you over here smiling like a dick head"
Dkrust:"ohh... My fault long fella i forgot to tell ya i had to hurt ha mouth with something on some kesedo johnny juhnt"
Skib:"its all good triple platinum dick sauce i was just tryna ac 130 in ha mouth with the 10 doods"
Dkrust:"i got you next time bro mb for being such a bad friend"
Circle man:"now thats what you call a... MOMS DIRTY HEEHEEE heeeheheee"
by master god lord and savior November 16, 2020
The mother of all the "Dirty" names. The Dirty Mom is reserved for only the select few who posses the upmost whit and intelligence. The Dirty Mom has three parts, investigation, identification, and execution. Every group of friends has the one friend who has the "really hot mom". The Dirty Mom requires that a friend secretly break into the "hot mom's" bedroom while she is away, and find the one personal thing(s) that belongs to her that she would be devastatingly embarrassed should anyone find it (which every woman has). Then, when the opportunity arises, bring that item(s) to her attention and bribe her into sex, under the assumption the personal item will be returned after, and that no compliance will result in her secret being revealed to the world. She must agree to the deal, and thus, execution follows. When you keep up your end up the deal, return the item after the sex, and keep your mouth shut--- you have succeeded in completing the Dirty Mom, or, the Dirty Mother.
by djclauseinthehouse March 18, 2019
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by master god lord and savior February 18, 2021