by szquack September 27, 2018
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my lovely mother who loves us all you never know when you will need your mom so make sure to nearly get in fights with her. Why? because she went threw 9 shitty months holding you in her stomach and when it was your time to come she had a 50/50 chance of dying because of you. So next time you scream at your mother, remember she went threw hell to bring you in this work and so you can be here today and read this
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by Highandtight420 February 05, 2021
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The nice woman who gave birth to you and will buy you nice things and take care of you (She also makes you sandwiches)
by PorcyDoll December 17, 2019
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by ilovemommys April 30, 2021
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Having a mommy kink is when you like to call your partner mommy. It doesn’t have to be in a sexual way.
Partner: GIRLL guess what?
Friend:what??!!!
Partner: when me and y/n where doing it he started calling me “mommy”
Friend: BRUHH lucky!!! Did you like it
Partner: hell yeah. It was like I was in a WATTPAD story
Friend:what??!!!
Partner: when me and y/n where doing it he started calling me “mommy”
Friend: BRUHH lucky!!! Did you like it
Partner: hell yeah. It was like I was in a WATTPAD story
by nerdluvr April 11, 2021
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