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A woman (usu. wife or girlfriend) who talks to you, or treats you like you're 7 years old, even though you're an adult.
"Honey, it's cold out. Put on a warm coat for your trip!"
"Remember to shave and shower!"
"Yes, mommy" (sarcastically)
"Ashley makes his sandwich and puts out his clothes every day before he goes to work. She's like his mommy!"
"Remember to shave and shower!"
"Yes, mommy" (sarcastically)
"Ashley makes his sandwich and puts out his clothes every day before he goes to work. She's like his mommy!"
by capryl8 September 25, 2012
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A term you use, when you in deep shit that scares you to your diaper years and the only mambo jumbo you can say to the big bad scary thing in front of you that all lives in one sentence is Mommy that's the equivalent meaning of oh shit, well fuck, i'm screwed and etc.
It may as well be in a funny situation, to make a serious scary moment a bit comical with a weird facial expression.
It may as well be in a funny situation, to make a serious scary moment a bit comical with a weird facial expression.
by the bee blah May 20, 2015
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Know what I really want? A sandwich with ham and tomato and just a thin layer of mayo. Will you make me one if I call you mommy?
by Kardas W. Fox April 06, 2010
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besides the fact that mommy means the female parent and all of these amazing kind adjectives that come with it, mommy can be used jokingly in a sexual way, just like daddy is.
by rouu August 05, 2018
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That nick-name everybody should give their crush to mess with them. Or you could be normal and call them by their real name, but who does that anymore?
Heyy, Mommy.
Why are you in my house?
That's not the real question, Mommy. The real question is: Why am I in your bed?
Why are you in my house?
That's not the real question, Mommy. The real question is: Why am I in your bed?
by I_Reestablished_Communism January 03, 2020