when your mother tells you to clean your room and you don't do it right so she goes after you and throws EVERYTHING down and now you have to clean up eveything
mommy:go clean that nasty ass room
child:i did
mommy:really??

mommy rushes into the room and does the mommy when she finds out that it is not cleaned properly
by mrs.burns December 19, 2008
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(1) Dude that's not a thing 🙄
(2) Someone who was pregnant with you for 9 months, gave birth to you, breastfed you, took care of you, and loved you
(1) Again, not a thing
(2) Mommy: Aww I love you so much sweetie
You: Eww get away from me boomer you've done nothing for me
Mommy: Scuse me!?
by I'mABitchI'mABoss May 11, 2021
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your mommy is very pregnant, so you have to choices, stay and drown in a house full of period blood or run from the evil pregnant monster
ah! mommy’s pregnant, run!
by my socks are wet August 07, 2018
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my lovely mother who loves us all you never know when you will need your mom so make sure to nearly get in fights with her. Why? because she went threw 9 shitty months holding you in her stomach and when it was your time to come she had a 50/50 chance of dying because of you. So next time you scream at your mother, remember she went threw hell to bring you in this work and so you can be here today and read this
girl: UGH MOM! I HATE YOU

mommy: I almost died for you

girl: sorry mommy
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Sexual/romantic attraction for women who care for you, protect you, and nurture you, and love you unconditionally. Sometimes she may baby you, but you're nuts for that shit. You just love it when she holds you when you're scared of the dark, and when she caresses your hair and your cheeks followed by a kiss on the forehead as she pulls you into her warm, loving arms, giving you a mouthful of her wonderful boobies. Even a simple hug from her makes everything better; you're safe from anything that could ever hurt you.
Omg! I hate it when my gf mommies me, I'm not five damnit! GOD
WHAT?! How?! I LOVE it when she protects me like I'm her little baby. Drives me mad! Soooo sexy
.......lmao u got a mommy kink?
by Melodramatic909 September 19, 2017
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