Casual Data Enter-er: Hi, I'm from Blah-di-blah, is Blah-Blah there?
Mother: No, I'm his mother though
Casual Data Enter-er: Ok, Do you have any current contact details?
Mother: You sound untrustworthy. I won't tell you anything.
Casual Data Enter-er: Would it be possible for Blah-Blah to get in contact with the office
Mother: No. He has no phone
Casual Data Enter-er: Okaayyyyy.

Note: The Casual Data Enter-er has been Momjected