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remembrances of the wonderful things you mother did to make your growing years a positive experience.
I was thinking today of all the baked goods my mother made each year for Christmas. What a wonderful momery.
by Slerak December 03, 2013
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Mom: Honey, don't forget that you need to clean your room, study for that test you forgot about and pay me back for buying you that shirt you wanted.
Daughter: Damn! How'd you remember that? You bought that for me like a month ago!
Mom: One word, momery.
Daughter: Damn! How'd you remember that? You bought that for me like a month ago!
Mom: One word, momery.
by wordcreator1122334455 November 25, 2011