momed is what some person on gawds awful towers discord keeps saying anyway the invite is discord.gg/ SSwaXru
guy:hey dude
guy 2:what?
guy:you got MOMED AHHAHAHAHAHA
guy 2:bruh
by belkuklover8888888 December 04, 2020
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the opposite and counterpart to Pope.
2. the feminine version of Pope
Discordians believe in order for Popes to exist , there must also be Momes.
by richie rich ricardo January 16, 2012
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When someone usually older then you and is not related to you acts like your mom.
Not mom, “ you should take ibuprofen in stead of ... “
me, “Hold on are you moming me right now”
by Goodol’ sam March 23, 2018
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Momes - Noun
m-oe-mz

A stylish abbreviation of the word "moment". It is commonly used to annoy, frustrate and shock everyone around you. Not only are people often disgusted at your ridiculous butchering of the word, 'moment', but also are in awe of your creativity and general majesty.
Dom: Hey man, why did you sneak into Ethan's house and pluck all his dog's ball hairs out while he was sleeping?
Brad: I can't tell you that, man. I was just caught up in the momes and wasn't thinking straight.
Dom: Fair enough. Now how about a game of Celebrity Backgammon?
by Whispering Cattle November 27, 2011
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1. short for 'from home'
2. losing your way
1. "...and the mome raths outgrabe." (Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-glass and What Alice Found There")
2. The mome children found their way home.
by zeekage October 26, 2003
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A mother, usually on the internet, however more influential than a real mother, and extremely amazing. A cute name for mother.

Pronounced Moam.
Woopy: "Liv is the best mome"
Everyone: "Periodt"
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