yo moma

yo moma so fat, even her picture is heavy

yo moma, her teeth so yellow, when she close her mouth her stomach lights up

by steve1312 April 6, 2006

moma skeeter

a woman who was skeeted in and will now have a baby

o my gosh my teacher is a moma skeeter

by Boby Turd October 17, 2006

Yo wheres moma dukes at.

dude: oooh jo moma so dumb
other dude: shut up dumbass

by PlayDohMan July 6, 2004

Moma Dance is the name of a Phish song. It was released on the album "The Story of the Ghost" in 1998.

Did you hear that great new song by Phish? The Moma Dance is a really great tune.

by Phish Phan December 6, 2006

can be used as a response is prety much any situation

1. -"what are you sayin tonite brah?"
-"yo moma"
2. -"how did you do on that math test?"
-"yo moma"

by edyta January 8, 2006

The person who gave birth to your child. Who you are typically no longer dating / banging.

by Dank September 10, 2003