Urban Dictionary: molestment

sloppy molester

when you squirt poo everywhere whenever you sneeze. it will always be watery and will shoot into your eyes

i did a sloppy molester when i had a cold

by sloppyslipslap June 04, 2020

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sloppy molester

when you squirt poo everywhere whenever you sneeze

i did a sloppy molester when i had a cold

by sloppyslipslap June 04, 2020

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Ant molestation

The action of molesting ants and this may give off pleasure because ants going into the urethra

Adam: Hey John stop doing ant molestation on that colony

John: sorry i just find it rather pleasant

by CEO of ant molestation October 13, 2020

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Mentally Molest

To put an NSFW image in someone's head when they don't want to think of that image.

Jason: Yo Joe! I heard Jenna fucked her sister!
Joe: Ew! Gross!
Jason: They had a threesome later with Lily!
Joe: Oh my god, please stop! You are mentally molesting me!

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT September 12, 2020

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micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 09, 2015

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Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.

"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"

by A Collection of Satanists October 07, 2017

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Molested

Can be used as an adjective to describe the retard.

Did you get molested?

No.

I got molested.

by Hym Iam December 06, 2020

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