Dude1: Hey, wanna go to that Lisa's party?
Dude2: How the f**k are we getting in?
Dude1: Don't worry, I have a mole there
Dude2: How the f**k are we getting in?
Dude1: Don't worry, I have a mole there
by Pienoinen July 05, 2011
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A) a scientific term used to describe the amount of substance in grams, which has the same number of particles as there are in 12g of carbon 12. One mole of a substance contains 6.023x10`23 particles. This is obviously rad as it shows how tiny atoms and particles really are. They are smaller than bridget the midget and also smaller than the public's estimation of Jeremy Clarkson.
B) a small furry creature who is proficient at destroying peoples gardens and being short sighted.
B) a small furry creature who is proficient at destroying peoples gardens and being short sighted.
Jenkins: "I love the whole idea of a mole. How incredible!"
Peter: "How so?"
Jenkins: "Just think, it makes a boy of 4ft9" look HUGE"
Mole #1: "I'm a mole"
Farmer: "Should have gone to specsavers"
Peter: "How so?"
Jenkins: "Just think, it makes a boy of 4ft9" look HUGE"
Mole #1: "I'm a mole"
Farmer: "Should have gone to specsavers"
by Jeffrey Douglas September 08, 2006
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1. To sleep with a girl then never leave her place.
2. To go silent from all your friends and family until you resurface (ie be underground as a mole).
2. To go silent from all your friends and family until you resurface (ie be underground as a mole).
Tim: Where the hell is Dmac? He went back to that girls place 3 days ago!
Anth: He's just being The Mole.
Anth: He's just being The Mole.
by dmaccrew September 03, 2008
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Joe (walking out of dressing room): Hey, do you guys think these pants make my hips look big?
Group of friends: THE MOLE!
Group of friends: THE MOLE!
by whoisthemole? May 25, 2011
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by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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A spy of an organization such as the mafia,some gangs and cartels ect. who is undercover as a police man or woman.
The organization first hand picks some young person and puts them on there pay roll and sends them through a police academy and they then join the police and rise through the ranks all the time funneling information to the cartel,mafia ect.
The organization first hand picks some young person and puts them on there pay roll and sends them through a police academy and they then join the police and rise through the ranks all the time funneling information to the cartel,mafia ect.
by Deep blue 2012 December 15, 2009
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To explain or compare something using so many abstract similies and metaphors that your audience no longer understands what you are talking about.
I was stunned by his moles when he started comparing my eyes to the temperature of the Gulf of Mexico in the Summer.
by H Bertinson December 02, 2014
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