A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

A person with not many athletic abilities in the discipline of track and field.

A person who eats so slow that molasses seems faster or equal to their consumption rate.

A slang word for cum or semen.

The biggest pimp and the ultimate example of leetness.