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The name that natives of the Congo have given to what many believe to be a living Dinosaur, that is said reside in their region. From interviews with locals and eye-witness accounts by explorers, it is believed that the creature is a sauropod, like a diploticus or apatasaurus (commonly mistaken for a "brontosaurus," which did not actually exist).
Though there have been many reports of Mokele-Mbembe sightings since the late 19th century, the scientific community has shown little interest in researching it.
by Timstuff September 16, 2007
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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A Beast ass animal that is ghetto and has cornrows and be a wanksta. A beast ass homie that rules ass.
My Mokele-Mbembe is a bit large.
by DOGG April 17, 2003
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A beast animal that rules ass and is beast.I havea Mokele-Mbembe named George
by Penguin-Mokele-Mbembe April 09, 2003
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a beast ass animal that isa mix of a elephant and a dino ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Penguin-Mokele-Mbembedogg April 09, 2003
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a dinosaur that still exists
Person 1: have you seen a mokele mbembe before?
Person 2: dinosaurs don't exist
Person 1: fuck you
by onedistanceaway May 18, 2018
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