Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Moistress, one who shivers upon hearing the word moist. Lurned into the depths of deviation, being a moistness has responsibilities, like fetish parties, black-rooms, and schnitzels... Ja!