female equivalent of a 'stiffy' or hard-on and ONE of the ways in which a lady-boner manifests, the moisty is simply referring to the moisture that occurs when a female is very pleased to see someone.
Cinema attendant to last female to leave the theatre: "Miss the movie is over. Can you please leave? I need to clean up before the next session."
her: "I would like to but I am stuck to the seat."
him: "Ah I see. The same thing happened to my girlfriend once."
her: "Yes. It's Daniel Craig as 'Bond' you see. Gave me a moisty of epic proportions."
her: "I would like to but I am stuck to the seat."
him: "Ah I see. The same thing happened to my girlfriend once."
her: "Yes. It's Daniel Craig as 'Bond' you see. Gave me a moisty of epic proportions."
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 17, 2009
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by Tim Worcester October 16, 2005
A Moistie can be compared to that of the similar definition Stiffy, but in relation to a woman. generally the fluid is in a similar volume to Niagra Falls.
by jbbjshlws November 24, 2008