The female version of a woody, a hard-on, a boner. When a woman becomes sexually aroused, her vagina becomes moist, or she "gets a moistie".
I totally got a moistie when I saw Brad take his shirt off and reveal those huge pecs.
by toddler November 09, 2004
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A synonym for an alcoholic drink. Similar words include bevvie, lemonade, beer or wettie
Anyone keen for a couple of moisties after work?
I'm going for some moisties with my mates, are you keen?
by Sheriff Sherry March 07, 2019
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A female version of an erection.

A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.

Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.
Stephen turned me on so much I now have a moisty.
by Jazpur September 30, 2012
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a chick who a guy finds really attractive.
a chick who is hot and wet hot
fuck man, did you see that chick last night at the party, she was a moisty
by ally456 October 21, 2008
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A alternate form of salty meant with more hostile intent. It's derogatory and is mainly used to refer to someone who is acting bitter, petty, irrationally angry, and other similar variations of salt. Moisty can also be used to refer to someone who is acting like a lil bitch or pussy.
"ohh you little moisty bitch" ~Modern Poet, Azizi Gibson; 'Unstoppable'
by Italian_Mustache May 08, 2016
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A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty.
The volleyball court at the beach was full of "moisties."

by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003
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