Urban Dictionary: moist owl

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1.)an owl that has become moist.
2.) an ugly, stinky, old looking pussy that has become wet somehow

ex.1) I just sprayed an owl with a squirt gun and now its a moist owl

ex.2) i almost banged this girl until i saw she had a moist owl and i just ran for it.

by OvO June 13, 2012

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Fracking

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012

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