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A mofaux is a guy or gal that acts like a baddass gangsta full of lip and attitude but once confronted by authority or anyone at all actually backs right off like a chickenhawk.
Someone who pretends to be an tough asshole hangin' in the hood, but is actually a mommy's boy living at home and studying hospitality.
Someone who pretends to be an tough asshole hangin' in the hood, but is actually a mommy's boy living at home and studying hospitality.
George W. Bush said to the Iraqi insurgency 'Bring it on you badass mother fuckers' (or words to that effect). A little while later, however, he effectively retracted that statement, he was shown to be a mofaux.
Mofaux: Hey asshole got the time?
Person: DON'T CALL ME ASSHOLE ASSHOLE!
Mofaux: Oh sorry sir...I didn't mean to offend...
Mofaux's posse: Geezuz man you is such a pussy mofaux! (laughter at mofaux's expense)
Mofaux: Hey asshole got the time?
Person: DON'T CALL ME ASSHOLE ASSHOLE!
Mofaux: Oh sorry sir...I didn't mean to offend...
Mofaux's posse: Geezuz man you is such a pussy mofaux! (laughter at mofaux's expense)
by Goodnight Dick November 11, 2006
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Someone who fakes being an asshole just to be friends with the "popular" kids. Not necessarily the meanest, but definitely the most annoying.
A: Yo, what happened to John? He started being a complete dickhead yesterday
B: He's just being a Mo-faux to impress the new kid. He'll get over it.
B: He's just being a Mo-faux to impress the new kid. He'll get over it.
by AntimatterKING October 16, 2009
5
Not a Fauxhawk because its too tall and has an undercut.
Not a Mohawk because its too wide and doesn't have a full fan.
Chick1, "Did you see that hot guy with the MoFaux?"
Chick2, "Yeah, I would totally jump his bones."
Not a Mohawk because its too wide and doesn't have a full fan.
Chick1, "Did you see that hot guy with the MoFaux?"
Chick2, "Yeah, I would totally jump his bones."
by The handsome devil September 28, 2009
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Girl, did you see that MoFaux prancing by? I wonder how much product he put in that fauxhawk to get it that way.
by L .Jackson July 10, 2008