the rival of joe mama

To consistently put things off or procrastinate

After overeating at Moe's southwest grill, A moes stone is a collection of cheese, compacted tortilla chips, guacamole, and other gut wrenching mexican delights that form a harder than concrete ball or "stone" in ones stomach. It will leave one in complete misery until the stone can be removed surgically and emergently. Moes stones are very common in the overzealous hungry bellies of pregnant women.

noun A person (male or female) who has significant technical expertise, specifically with computers, but tends to avoid the stereotypical "computer geek" norm. They are socially skilled, confident and cool as well as I.T. savvy.

A sexual act, in which a man ejaculates into the eye of his partner (male or female) while the partner is wearing glasses. Ejaculate may go into the glasses lense, or into partners eye, or both.

Refers to the scene in the film The Godfather (Coppola, 1972) in which Michael Corleone has a rival gang leader named Moe Green killed with a single gunshot through the glasses while he is being massaged.

A brazilian stoner rock band influenced mostly by Nebula, Fu Manchu, Atomic Bitchwax and Hellacopters.
The band have the same name of the famous drink created by Homer Simpson.

It's when you sling the cock back and forth across your significant others' face in a kind of slapping motion 4-5 times, then you take the hardwood and poke them in either eye while yelling "hey moe". Then get the hell out of there!