a sitcom on abc which is absolutely hilarious. it's about 3 families, all somehow linked -- and their modern situations. one family is this rich, old guy who has a hot colombian wife who has a chubby son. the rich old guy has 2 kids, a daughter who is a mother with a family (family number two) and a gay son with a partner and adopted chinese daughter (family number three)

this show is brilliant.
by maanster June 12, 2010
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The Modern Day vampire often appears in horrible "romantic" movies such as twilight. Nowadays these vampires seem to have forgotten there love sucking blood and have taken up sucking cock.
Modern Vampires these days...

Remember when vampires sucked blood, not dick?
by Bronthing January 04, 2011
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A work of fan art that takes characters from other time periods or universes and places them in a modern setting. Literally - modern alternate universe.
So, you know that BBC's Sherlock is just a modern au fan fiction of Sir Conan Doyle's books?
by slsgirl April 10, 2014
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A widely successful mobile fps that has a fantastic community (unlike COD).
They have a total of 5 titles.
Modern Combat 1 (decent)
Modern Combat 2 (great)
Modern Combat 3 (Best Game in the Series)
Modern Combat 4 (Wonderful Title)
Modern Combat 5 (Trash)
Do you even Modern Combat bro?
by Kthxbai October 05, 2014
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Interest you pay on a loan where shareholders sit around and profit off of your hard work.
My loans have become nothing but modernized slavery.
by anticipator March 11, 2017
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