I am amazed at how internet porn sites make for some great mm!
It definitely comes in handy (no pun intended!) whenever Shirley goes away for the weekend! :)
by TheMocker August 20, 2005
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Attractive, beautiful and bright girl. She can't even cook a sandwich but she likes cats very much. He keeps about 67 children in the cellar.
there are no examples, MM is unique
by stocazz0 June 05, 2020
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Money match. Usually a test of skill against another person, this forces each player to be more serious about competing against each other once money is on the line.

Generally used as a way to keep old hobbies alive and exciting, to get a simple rush out of gambling, and to compete on the highest level of skill each person is capable of.

Boy: Fuck, bball is boring now..
Boy2: MM 10$?
Boy: You're on.
by Kim Humongous Nguyen November 18, 2008
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Morning masturbation...the process of waking up and shooting of a knuckle baby
Ted: hey jim wake up, we gotta meet the guys for breakfast
Jim: go ahead with out me, im gonna get some MM in before i leave.
Ted: this time dont get it on the wall
by DR. McBridealshower April 05, 2010
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short version of My Majesty, the oppinion we all have on ourselves ;}
MM is not in the mood for your bullshit, so stop spamming me.
by Niolvia March 17, 2007
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A Skype emoticon signalling something is nice.
-I had some nice ice cream today!

-(mm)
by Bob Millerer December 31, 2010
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Romanian abbreviation for word "mortii matii" which is an insult.
-Muie
-Pleaca in mm
by trc February 29, 2008
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