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A group of usually four friends, who are all different but the same. They mix well together like a packet of mixed nuts.
holly, erin, annalise and amanda go together like mixed nuts.
by hol-dog & scabbers September 27, 2007
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Peanuts, almonds, cashews, brazils, hazlenuts, pecans, filberts, and or any other member of the nut family.
Peanuts, almonds, cashews, brazils, hazlenuts, pecans, filberts, and or any other member of the nut family
by Bob November 29, 2003
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When at least 4 men of different ethnic backgrounds stand in a circle around a decorative holiday themed bowl and simultaneously stick their scrotoms into the aforementioned bowl.
After the guys made some mixed nuts, they all docked.
by Scratch n' sniff November 20, 2007
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The people inside of an insane asylum. This is so because you have schizos, retards, crazies, loonies, multividuals, lunatics, and just plain fuckered up sorry-ass mofos.
After intensive phyciatric evaluation, it was determined that Mark needed to be thrown into the can of mixed nuts.
by Rob B. from Canada November 21, 2006
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A peanut is not actually a nut, it is a legume. Legumes have nitrogen fixers called "nodules" on their roots which convert N2 gas into Nitrate, which is edible for a plant.
A Peanut is a legume
by Sally January 29, 2005
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Mixed Nuts-Where a black man, a white man, a Mexican, and an Asian all cum into a container then mix and feed it to the woman.
Hey Susan have you tried that new practice called mixed nuts?
by NyonNubbs December 12, 2019
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