One of the coolest, if not the coolest human-created names to ever grace this planet. Almost every single person with this Godly-gift of a name has pure awesomness coursing through their blood.

Verb.
To loiter, lollygag, procrastinate, or behaving in a lackadaisical fashion in an attempt to avoid a previously set obligation, especially under the pretense of dealing with a ‘technical issue’(computer meltdown, glitch, virus, etc.) that would hinder participation in the aforementioned activity.

Term used to describe a female MIT student, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are unbelievably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good time.

...a male bitch who causes trouble or makes life miserable for others just because they feel like they can and laughs about all the chaos they're causing...

...Mitch McConnell...

To absolutely disrespect a girl that you are with just so you can get with another girl. No matter what, whether you are hooking up, going out, or even married, you still will take advantage of any situation in which you can get ass.

A cheeseburger eating beast

A person who makes very corny yet surprisingly clever jokes