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Basically put,a Man bITCH.Annoying to both man and woman yet tolerated because it lowers the whining time.A mitch needs to be backhanded,but because your sister is more manly,you let her beat the fuck out of him (her?)
Vince is such a whiney mitch but because he has a pool we can pretend that he has tits and acts like a bitch.
by Nasty Mcdirty May 05, 2006
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Mitch or Mitchell
The most amount of arrogance one being can attain. Yet one of the toughest humans alive as he is able to play with various serious injuries such as: shattered pelvis, burst kidney, ruptured spleen and torn cervix. one who is capable of playing a hole game of footy whilst vaporized.
Has fucked up nipples that are too close together
Too arrogant to stop ones papers from blowing away in the wind.
The most amount of arrogance one being can attain. Yet one of the toughest humans alive as he is able to play with various serious injuries such as: shattered pelvis, burst kidney, ruptured spleen and torn cervix. one who is capable of playing a hole game of footy whilst vaporized.
Has fucked up nipples that are too close together
Too arrogant to stop ones papers from blowing away in the wind.
"get it on the hands cal (in other words, "hand ball it to me cal")
"get fucked, well im playing more time than everyone else then"
"it was funny coz i didnt do anything" (whilst his friends book was blowing away in the wind)
"ill probably be one of the captains coz ive been here the longest"
"im really good at everything"
pulling a 'mitch':
get a knock on the knee, lay on the ground sooking or limping around. Ball comes near u, u are miraculously healed of what looked like a serious injury and sprint to the ball
"get fucked, well im playing more time than everyone else then"
"it was funny coz i didnt do anything" (whilst his friends book was blowing away in the wind)
"ill probably be one of the captains coz ive been here the longest"
"im really good at everything"
pulling a 'mitch':
get a knock on the knee, lay on the ground sooking or limping around. Ball comes near u, u are miraculously healed of what looked like a serious injury and sprint to the ball
by noone likes mitch September 13, 2008
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Person 1: I totally mitched her last night , dude .
Person 2: Damn , that's sweet . I wish my girlfriend would let me mitch her .
Person 2: Damn , that's sweet . I wish my girlfriend would let me mitch her .
by BnizzleRawrgerz September 17, 2010
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Term used to describe female MIT students, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are unbelievably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good tim
Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!
Guy #1: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Lucas: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!
Guy #1: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Lucas: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.
by eniwaffles March 20, 2014