Just a fucking dick that has no life and is a tucking loser who is really gay and likes big fat dick and sucks phantomz ass

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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An immortal being, who has godlike gym knowledge, he knows other things but not that well