Place a mistletoe over your bum-hole and when your partner is making out with your asshole surprise then with a shit.
by The Real Raxy November 13, 2020
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I wore a 3-piece suit, jingle bell cufflinks, and my mistletoe beltbuckle to the christmas gathering.
by jollyballzzz January 01, 2011
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Phrase used during the holidays. Using a sprig of mistletoe in a bar or other gathering place, you can use this phrase and walk up to any person and ask to mistletoe you. You are asking for a kiss as it is traditional to "kiss under the mistletoe". The person asking is providing the mistletoe to hold over the intended receiver of the kiss, unlike the customary stationary mistletoe that is hung in doorways or over chairs. Can be used as a pickup line in order to try and kiss random people.
Drunk Guy: Hey, can I mistletoe you?

Hot Girl: What?

Drunk guy holds mistletoe over hot girl's head and makes kissy face.

Hot Girl: Go Fuck Yourself!
by msbmarie December 25, 2011
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Mistletoe, like the plant taken for holiday parties, that is taken in such highly concentrated amounts, instead of kissing under it, two people must have sex instead, at that instant.
"Oh, look! Some super-mistletoe!" said John.
"Haha, yea you're right," replied Jane.

And then they fucked.
by the true zovoel December 18, 2006
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During a three-some including two girls and 1 guy, the guy dangles his balls over the women and they start sucking and licking them, all while making out
Last night i gave two dirty girls the good old Mexican Mistletoe, it kinda tickled.
by Speedy Gunzales August 20, 2011
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A sexual act in which the male or female singles out their big-toe and soccer kicks it into their mates anus.
Andrew: "last night i gave jessica a cambodian mistletoe and missed a little bit."

Jeremy: "What happened next?!"

Andrew: "We spent six hours in the emergency room waiting for all the mexicans to get their minor cough checked out and they had to stitch her butthole shut..."
by satansarmy666 October 28, 2010
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The day in which everyone wants to kill Justin Beiber.
Joe-

"Hey, John! it's mistletoe monday, guess what that means!"

John-

"It's beiber huntin' time!"
by AMERICA F*** YEAH October 17, 2011
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