boy 1: wow did you see missy lashway last night?
boy 2: you she was blowing every one.
boy 1: dude she fucked zack for 5 bucks!
boy 2: yea because i heard she doesnt shave her pussy and it smells like cat piss because she lives in a box with her cat.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”