N.
Penis; Wang; Cock; Johnson; Dick; Schlong; Rod; Member.

to hang from the highest point possible at the end of sex and eject semen on to your partner while hanging like a monkey

Using a latex condom even though you know you're allergic just so your dong will swell up to superhuman size and crush pussy.

An absolute squealer of a hog

An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.

When a man inserts a small object e.g. a marble, into his foreskin and then uses his pressure from the release of urine to propel the small object into a woman's vagina.

Is a well hung mans penis, before, during or after having anal sex. Refering to the working end of his unit being covered in lube and poo.