Mississippi Blitz

The amount of seconds you have to kiss your cousin in flag or touch football before you can rush the Quarterback

I hate having a 5 Mississippi Blitz, Cletus gets too handsy with me.

by Snooopminnis November 16, 2019

Mississippi Muffler Shredder

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.

I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.

by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020

A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.

That Mississippi Leg Warmer felt great! I love when you move your toes inside me.

by Yerran October 14, 2016

When a man is using a urinal and pees on the shoes of the man next to him.

Hey, Greg! I totally gave that dude a Mississippi shoe shine in the bathroom!

by tiggytigwam January 21, 2018

Find a crippled woman at a rest stop bathroom taking a shit and give her a swirrley while hooking her asshole with the hooked end of her cane.

Mark gave Maria a "mississippi road stop" off hwy 95.

by Dirty Jimmm April 8, 2022

that redneck strung up a mississippi windchime in his backyard

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

by Thor2021 January 20, 2022