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(N.) the occurrence of eating fried chicken in a kayak on a main road whilst being ridden reverse cowgirl.
Guy 1: "how'd your date go last night?"
Guy 2: "She was a freak, she took me out to kfc and then gave me a mississippi turnpike."
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by Buttstuff21 March 10, 2016
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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