now, let's get the neighbors for this Mongolian Cluster Fuck,(def no2) scene,hon...

"Every time I look in the mirror I see the ugliest thing in the world"

Person: wow what if the only reason we can't travel through mirrors is because our reflection is accidentally in our way trying to get to this world.....

Mirror: no you dip shit we do this on purpose to protect our population from the ugly beasts that could come through *cough cough you cough cough*

*person sobs on floor*: y-you di-didnt have t-to be s-so h-harsh!!!!

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

John! Don't use that mirror!! Africans are niggers with knives!!

"My God Jessica, Ben Is SO Mirroring Today."

"Honey, we're out of loo roll."
"Sorry dear, The Mirror only publishes daily."