The prestigious swampy lands of Fortnite: Battle Royale; also, my undercarriage
“Quick! Let’s get to the moisty mire before my mire gets moist
by Moistymire January 26, 2018
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A person who refers to himself in the Third Person. It is an anatomy buff. Owns too many Hawaiian shirts, and loves hot wheels.
Mr. MIre is gonna be leaving the classroom so you're in charge. -Mr. Mire
by Colby Carl November 07, 2019
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The act of taking a crap and a piss at the same time in your pants because you are too lazy to get out of your bed at night. When performed, the yellow-brownish liquidy waste should look like a swamp.
I performed a moisty mire last night ij my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.
by Jimmyhatesmatthew January 06, 2018
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Typically the token black friend in your close knit of friends. Usually or preferably skinny and somewhat awkward at times.
Aye, we're about to go rage, go hit up all the bros, and don't forget S-Mire this time!
by The Mazzy December 09, 2010
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Where’s Gladys?¿ No one knows. She could be with Michael at Chuck-E-Cheese, she could be pleasuring herself with a bubblegum flavoured ‘popsicle’ whilst watching little Kelly frolick, or she could be jumping on top the rooftops of the elderly home singing twinkle winkle little Kelz. She’s an astrological lesbian who howls once a full moon arises. She’s 69 and a very strong feminist. So watch out biotches she might bite <3 everything u want to b.
“What does your Gladys do for you on a Friday night??”

“What’s a Gladys”

“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”
by astonishedastrology November 24, 2018
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Mire is another word for you.
Normally used for when you Misspell ''Ily more''
Person 1: I love mire

Person 2: Awh I love mire too!
by getoutfoxed July 27, 2021
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