Urban Dictionary: miracle whipped

Top definition

What a menace of a person does to you when you get completely sauced during any activity.

Jamey got absolutely miracle whipped by Maya during the soccer game.

Jul 1 Word of the Day

It's the sweat that accumilates under big boobs

It was so hot outside that I had mass amounts of boob sweat.

by Tiffany2583 January 05, 2007

Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.

"Do you not have any mayonaise?"

"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."

"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."

How was the visit today? I didnt have all my invoices logged, so I got Miracle Whipped pretty badly.

by The Druglord January 29, 2019