The "holy shit" machine.
curls hair perfectly after sucking it up into a barrel. Sounds scary? Its not. Unless you get your hair stuck. Curls all hair types except short (well no shit sherlock)

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.