one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.
she pulled a mint patty last night when she hooked up with a rando on my porch.
by mollygail468 January 05, 2018
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A plant that some one could use for the name of weed that He or She is growing to avoid getting chewed out by an angry parent.
Worried Mother: Seth what are you growing in that bag?
Seth: It's a Mint Plant
Worried Mother: O.K. i love you honey make good decisions
by Feedyamutha November 30, 2008
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When a woman's vajayjay is fresh and wrinkly at the same time.
A: Is it true that Ashley has a mint raisin cookie?
B: Never was there a question with which I knew so much about. In other words, totes brah
by minmin293 January 27, 2014
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The disgusting shit they serve at Moroccan restaurants

My family calls it “hot scope
Mom: ooh here comes the mint tea!

Me: I will never understand why you enjoy hot scope.
by Strongly Opinionated Erin February 03, 2018
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The mint that girls eat before giving a blow job so their gag reflex doesn't show
Dude 1: *Hey man did you get head from Sarah?*
Dude 2: *Yeah she used dick mints, that was crazy*
Dude 1: *she didn't gag at all?*
Dude 2: *nah man, get your girl some dick mints*
by knowitAwl July 03, 2015
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