Urban Dictionary: miniweiner

A little kids penis,or an adult with a tiny one,who we should all laugh at.

"This lil kid tried to piss on me,so I kicked him in his miniweiner"

When you assume a false identity such as "Lucian" or "Conan" to compensate for a lack of girth.

I brought that dude home and all he threw on the table was a miniweiner.

by TonyBlasPunk May 17, 2020