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Little annoying twats who think their such bad ass rockers because they listen to crap like good charlotte, simple plan or even *shudders* Mcfly. Then they start ruining the reputaions of good bands cuz they think if they listen to good bands (maybe what their older bothers or sisters listen to) they think they'll be cool. They go round thinking no one understands them and they think they're so deppressed that they think they are goths (simple plan - welcome to my life may be one of the songs that they think relates to them *ooo so goth* , and the lyrics are so easy for them to understand lol ) . They act like 17 year olds and dress like it too. Basicly they're stupid little wannabes who laugh at chavs cuz they are 'all the same' but soon they will be chavs themselves cuz its all really a trend that they'll grow out of ... hopefully.
by emomaria June 07, 2005
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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a mini mosher is a ten to thirteen year old youth, who belives that they are being special/different by dressing the same as shitty bands like good charloote and evanecence, they only like mainstreem faker pop wanna b rock music, that they buy from tesco. they are not the future of rock and i hate them all,
terms mini moshers use
*do u like my key chain, i think it makes me look so different/hard,
*letz mosh 2 evanecence they rock, dont mess my hair up thow,, ma mummy dun it
*fuckin diiiiirty townies every where (dissapointing fact but true, in 6 months time you WILL b cum 1)
*do u like my key chain, i think it makes me look so different/hard,
*letz mosh 2 evanecence they rock, dont mess my hair up thow,, ma mummy dun it
*fuckin diiiiirty townies every where (dissapointing fact but true, in 6 months time you WILL b cum 1)
by benton February 29, 2004
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Usually minimoshers are below the height of 5ft and wear hoodies that go past their knees. These hoodies are usually Slipknot, Limp Bizkit or Linkin Park. Usually seen walking around with their parents, this could be safety precautions seeming as the minimosher may trip over their baggy jeans that are also too big. Nothing much varies outside this stereotype, though some like to skateboard and others look like Fred Durst clones.
by Chazzle January 18, 2004
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Little people who try to be rockers etc by dressing in clothes they got thier mummy to buy. However, they are sometimes so cute you want to yake them home and put them on display.
by Christopher Duffill November 15, 2007
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small children that think their kool so copie older rockers. can be identified by their baggy jeans (if a girl: may be bought from tammy) and big black hoody's with the name of their favourite band stamped across it. also may carry around a mini skate board, (or normal size, if they have nice mummys n daddys) that they can't use let alone stand on.
by clairey_fairy February 19, 2004
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a small breed of creature which appears to have no legs (in reality, they are cleverly hidden by an XXL black Linkin Park/Limp Bizkit Hoodie) and wears 'sk8er' shoes (usually vans or similar) which are also several sizes too big. this clothing strangely seems not to impede the minimoshers 'skate moves' which they perform on their £4.99 argoskids skateboards which granny bought them for their birthday. they spend their days (when not at primary school) doing 'jumps' off the edge of pavements into the path of oncoming cars.
by Pretty Vacant September 02, 2004