Last name of famous jazz composer and artist, Charlie Mingus.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

a big fat round piece of pussy that hangs out of the panties

A term of endearment used to address and/or describe a person or animal. Silly Mingloid, Youngest offspring of Monkey and Pingu Penguin.

like the dew thereof

A male dingus